Otto; Or, Up With Dead People

“Please allow me to introduce myself, I‘m a boy of no wealth and some distaste. My name is Otto. I unlive in Berlin sometimes, sometimes farther north, depending on the mood. Then again, I only have one mood: dead. Undead. I find it difficult to make an unliving because I am homeless. I recently starred in a movie called Otto, made by a crazy lesbian avantgarde filmmaker named Medea Yarn. She paid me a little, but I‘m waiting for the royalties. Speaking of royalty, I was once anointed Prince of the Zombies. It was at a garbage dump. You had to be there. You‘ll have to excuse me for now. I have to go eat some roadkill. A bientot. x Otto”